tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post7055299257867879312..comments2024-03-28T01:58:36.460-07:00Comments on modern, serious dating is dead: Colleenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05725937889821891201noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-45103968188995216272008-08-04T20:35:00.000-07:002008-08-04T20:35:00.000-07:00i ran into a friend on my home from a breakup (tip...i ran into a friend on my home from a breakup (tip, don't take public transport to a date if there is any potential it might be your last) and i told him i was going home to be alone and listen to sad music. He said, "well go put on celine dion or something, don't ruin something you actually like."k8https://www.blogger.com/profile/11840786903333344189noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-69620976623843589602008-07-30T15:52:00.000-07:002008-07-30T15:52:00.000-07:00sounds like you want to get back together with him...sounds like you want to get back together with him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-18392858192262138062008-06-18T13:13:00.000-07:002008-06-18T13:13:00.000-07:00i called my mom (my profile photo shows me calling...i called my mom (my profile photo shows me calling her) and your story checks out.<BR/><BR/>did you know that both times we've exchanged comments on blogs you've used jokes about my mom? keep it up; maybe one day it'll actually be funny.brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10360813274831933394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-90395079337604884262008-06-17T23:51:00.000-07:002008-06-17T23:51:00.000-07:00Your mother, good sir, can confirm that I am not.Your mother, good sir, can confirm that I am not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-1410046265501470322008-06-16T13:47:00.000-07:002008-06-16T13:47:00.000-07:00breaking up sounds a lot like quitting smoking.dav...breaking up sounds a lot like quitting smoking.<BR/><BR/>david, are you a virgin?brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10360813274831933394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-14891293890151673142008-06-15T22:51:00.000-07:002008-06-15T22:51:00.000-07:00dirtbagdirtbagbeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841533876840097787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-57685323160338267442008-06-15T20:20:00.000-07:002008-06-15T20:20:00.000-07:00That's just the thing. I was only pretending to li...That's just the thing. I was only pretending to like those bands / positions to get into this boy or girl's pants / general apparel / whatever else fit. So I was glad to be rid of them. And you know what? It worked. <BR/><BR/>But he or she liked weird shit positions. Sometimes it freaked me out.<BR/><BR/>The Pinch Hitter.<BR/>The Nut Cracker.<BR/>The Rig-a-mah-rollllll.<BR/>The Short Stop.<BR/>The Projectile.<BR/>The G-Ass-trick Bi-pass Surge-ery.<BR/>The Bitching Wedge.<BR/>The No-holes-barred.<BR/>The Strangle Me.<BR/><BR/>So I was actually relieved to get out of that real-Asian-ship.<BR/><BR/>By strong enough I just meant that I was always exxxhausted and could barely move. To clarify, I was on the giving end of the NHB most of the time. If anyone asks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-71235475877611320652008-06-15T16:06:00.000-07:002008-06-15T16:06:00.000-07:00i never really liked that restaurant or their chic...i never really liked that restaurant or their chicken anyway...tanyamaehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15924490062727026403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-84897185904097667402008-06-15T01:06:00.000-07:002008-06-15T01:06:00.000-07:00take back your bands! and position of choice! your...take back your bands! and position of choice! your current boyfriend will be gratefulbeckyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841533876840097787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-1296940260227725872008-06-15T00:40:00.000-07:002008-06-15T00:40:00.000-07:00I'm not strong enough to reclaim favorite songs. I...I'm not strong enough to reclaim favorite songs. In fact, the time this situation happened to me I just effing abandoned the entire effing bands. And the sexual positions this particular boy or girl preferred. It was just too painful. Figuratively.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4450600504446189466.post-6491580424202436362008-06-14T15:35:00.000-07:002008-06-14T15:35:00.000-07:00i have been known to cry at walmart.i have been known to cry at walmart.natalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13592346192336399989noreply@blogger.com