its not you its me

on saturday night i thought maybe becky and i had the same linkup boyfriend. how does that even happen? its pretty easy you are just emailing the same boy. anyway, becky was a little more serious with its not you its me than i was from the beginning. i should have known someone with a screen name that says its not you its me could not be capable of a long, loving, or committed e relationship. anyway, i called INUIM on trying to email me and my best friend at the SAME time. he admitted this:

I guess I might as well just come right out and say it.

I want to hold both of your hands. At the same time. Preferably on some kind of ferris wheel or roller coaster.

Forever and ever.

anyway, i thought wow. maybe me becky could successful date the same boy at once. this is novel. i love ferris wheels. and becky loves roller coasters. really he might just be the boy for us. but then i got this email entitled good news and bad news:

It looks like Bexy and I are probably going to get married, so you and I will have to just be really passionate friends.

I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person.

so it was over just like that. and i am sad i never thought of bexy before. i suggested sea foam green as their wedding color to show i have no hard feelings.

keeping in touch

i think maybe the worst thing about the linkup are the way boring emails that you receive just from being online. i dont mind being hit on mind you. and i dont mind random emails. but i do mind being bored. i probably shouldnt take it so personally. but honestly, if you are emailing someone to tell them they seem interesting you should probably try to be interesting in return. here are a couple of things i find uninteresting:

1) the number of people on my friends list
2) my occupation (unlisted) or listed for that matter
3) the fact i went to byu (who didnt, i mean i dont think i am a minority in mormondom)
4) my tagline
5) etc

i think the best emails are ones that have NOTHING to do with your profile (which is mostly made up) and you should never actually say anything real about yourselves unless you have been emailing for 2 months minimum. that is the ideal linkup relationship. actually, the ideal one was my fake linkup boyfriend. that was probably one of my best relationships. i am thinking about getting back together with him...