Monday, February 18, 2008

i better learn to like purple


in case you’re on the market for a new main squeeze (i wish people would just get over themselves and still use the phrase “main squeeze”). this’ll tell you which celebrity is your perfect match. it also gives you an address, phone number and email so you can reach said match (i’m lying)

love machine


i always wondered if i might have a subconscious crush on prince. i guess this confirms it.

prince
yes, he's short, he's freaky, and for years his name was a crazy unpronounceable symbol. still, your celebrity love match is one "sexy m.f." however, there's more to this talented pop royalty than meets the eye. he's a workaholic, a nightclub owner, a multi-instrumentalist (if you know what we mean). and he's not afraid to speak his mind (not just anyone would go around with "slave" written across his cheek). maybe he has "daddy" issues, but here's a guy not afraid to show his sensitive side. it's not just the doves that cry. ultimately, we hope you like purple because there's going to be a lot of it in your life.

13 comments:

Playa!!! said...

first i got bette midler, then i got rosie the robot, then sarah silverman, then i gave up.

ck said...

yes. there are consequences associated with knowing your soulmate(s). don't do anything drastic, playa.

natali said...

so i got george lucas! wow.

ck said...

yeah i can see you and george lucas. only he'll probably want a pet ewok and we all know how you feel about pets.

natali said...

i am allergic to ewoks...

ck said...

figures. sorry george

becky said...

wow. i got mick jagger. i'd like to explain the crazy irony in that but i won't.

i'm jealous though because i've always had a crush on prince. i mean, remember the story of when he played basketball with charlie murphy and then made waffles? WAFFLES.

Colls said...

i haven't been here in a while, and i am sorry. but when i saw prince, i just couldn't help it. i have been wearing a raspberry beret since the 80's, inspired by his song. i think he would make a nice boyfriend.

chelsea said...

sorry becky and colls. he's taken

brian said...

did you guys know that prince was staying at this house of carlos boozer's in la and prince repainted the entire house purple without permission? they ended up going to court over it.

chelsea said...

hmm. we're going to have to talk about that before we move in together i guess

Anonymous said...

and I got Will Ferrell.. I think I win. Sort of.

Colls said...

i actually think will ferrell would go well with prince..