Tuesday, February 05, 2008

if you have been in striper world too long...

i wouldnt mind starting a dating service. i like to set people up. like just the other day i emailed my friend on facebook and said you should meet my other friend on facebook and you know LOVE EACH OTHER. but sadly no one has ever paid me to do it. so far this has only been voluntary and unsolicited and mildly annoying. anyway sometimes i accidentally watch the millionaire matchmaker. like right now.

patty is really good at setting people up. she is in love with love. but she only works with millionaires because she understands their love best. so i guess that niche has already been taken.

these are just some things i learned and/or were said in just one episode:
1)red heads just arent the freshest produce on the aisle.
2) you shouldnt sign people up if they are drunk
3) he is an ass guy an ass guy! (i believe patty said this after some guy said he wasnt in to double d boobs. way to decode guy speak patty).
4) activities i enjoy...steamy hot showers (the next time someone asks me what i like to do you can bet your bottom dollar steamy hot showers will come out of my mouth between hiking and crossword puzzles).
5) she had two girls who went to harvard and two who did strip aerobics. totally diversified population.
6) she is not the most comfortable around a pole.

i sort of blame the writers strike for the last 28 minutes of my life.

12 comments:

B. said...

Did she really double-down the phrase "an ass guy?"

natali said...

i believe she did. but i was too busy looking at my hair to determine how red it is to pay much attention.

tanyamae said...

what was the red head comment supposed to mean?

natali said...

i am not going to lie to you tanya. if you want to date a millionare you will have to dye your hair and become a brunette. but you will be doing it for love. and stuff.

tanyamae said...

damn... im going to look terrible... but i also believe in love.

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