bishop: do you have problems paying your tithing?
me: no. bishop how many times do i have to tell you i only want to drink coffee and mess around with boys.
bishop: oh boy.
bishop: i hate being a bishop.
me: i bet (that last part is made up but i think its true).
Bishop: Are you dating?
Bishop: Are you trying?
Bishop: Do you want to try?
Bishop: Should we talk about something else?
bishop: its fine to kiss boys.
me: ummm yeah. i sort of just end up doing all that stuff we just went over.
bishop: try a nice kiss goodnight (no tongue).
me: bishop i'm not going to make it.
bishop: you might... (i made this part up too)(technically he was much more optimistic).
Bishop: how do you feel about the things you've done?
Bishop: Are you ever going to do them again?
Me: (inside my head): no promises.