in trying to determine the origin of the word “date,” i’ve concluded that it is most likely an acronym. a multiple-meaning acronym to fit any specific scenario.
i usually view the date (event) as a Discounted Approach To Eating.
but then the date (person) typically ends up being a Determined A__hole Talking Ears-off. or someone Desperately Attempting To Emote.
and all i can think is please Don’t Assume Torrential Expectations because this just Doesn’t Add-up To Equal.
but who knows? maybe someday one of my dates will stand for Destiny! Access To Eternity