on saturday night i thought maybe becky and i had the same linkup boyfriend. how does that even happen? its pretty easy you are just emailing the same boy. anyway, becky was a little more serious with its not you its me than i was from the beginning. i should have known someone with a screen name that says its not you its me could not be capable of a long, loving, or committed e relationship. anyway, i called INUIM on trying to email me and my best friend at the SAME time. he admitted this:
I guess I might as well just come right out and say it.
I want to hold both of your hands. At the same time. Preferably on some kind of ferris wheel or roller coaster.
Forever and ever.
anyway, i thought wow. maybe me becky could successful date the same boy at once. this is novel. i love ferris wheels. and becky loves roller coasters. really he might just be the boy for us. but then i got this email entitled good news and bad news:
It looks like Bexy and I are probably going to get married, so you and I will have to just be really passionate friends.
I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person.
so it was over just like that. and i am sad i never thought of bexy before. i suggested sea foam green as their wedding color to show i have no hard feelings.
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i can't help it if he e-fell for me so hard
i can't help it if you are e-sluttier than i am
ldslinkups is for e-losers
only jealous girls call other girls e-sluts. but it's okay, he deserves your jealous rage
i think i saw a movie when i was a kid about two boys that dated the same girl and they had a lot of fun together. mostly i was hopeful that could have been us.
and i feel bad for saying you were e-slutty. you know i think its fine to have an e makeout with someone you dont know. how was he anyway?
Nat- that wasn't a movie, it was Punky Brewster.
the only punky brewster i remember is the one where cherry got locked in the fridge and almost DIED. how did i forget the threesome sideplot?
great. i just bought all punky brewster seasons on dvd. and now you have to go tell me cherry almost DIES. why ruin my friday night?
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