Monday, April 09, 2007

its not you its me

on saturday night i thought maybe becky and i had the same linkup boyfriend. how does that even happen? its pretty easy you are just emailing the same boy. anyway, becky was a little more serious with its not you its me than i was from the beginning. i should have known someone with a screen name that says its not you its me could not be capable of a long, loving, or committed e relationship. anyway, i called INUIM on trying to email me and my best friend at the SAME time. he admitted this:

I guess I might as well just come right out and say it.

I want to hold both of your hands. At the same time. Preferably on some kind of ferris wheel or roller coaster.

Forever and ever.


anyway, i thought wow. maybe me becky could successful date the same boy at once. this is novel. i love ferris wheels. and becky loves roller coasters. really he might just be the boy for us. but then i got this email entitled good news and bad news:

It looks like Bexy and I are probably going to get married, so you and I will have to just be really passionate friends.

I'm sorry I couldn't tell you in person.


so it was over just like that. and i am sad i never thought of bexy before. i suggested sea foam green as their wedding color to show i have no hard feelings.

9 comments:

becky said...

i can't help it if he e-fell for me so hard

punk rock girl said...

i can't help it if you are e-sluttier than i am

OldEnough said...

ldslinkups is for e-losers

becky said...

only jealous girls call other girls e-sluts. but it's okay, he deserves your jealous rage

punk rock girl said...

i think i saw a movie when i was a kid about two boys that dated the same girl and they had a lot of fun together. mostly i was hopeful that could have been us.

natali said...

and i feel bad for saying you were e-slutty. you know i think its fine to have an e makeout with someone you dont know. how was he anyway?

sugarcube said...

Nat- that wasn't a movie, it was Punky Brewster.

natali said...

the only punky brewster i remember is the one where cherry got locked in the fridge and almost DIED. how did i forget the threesome sideplot?

Colls said...

great. i just bought all punky brewster seasons on dvd. and now you have to go tell me cherry almost DIES. why ruin my friday night?