Monday, April 02, 2007

why'd you have to be so cute?

ok so occasionally we all met people and we think you are nice and your personality is ok but you are so hot that all i can think about is making out with you and i forget how to flirt (talk) when you are around me and i just really really want to touch you. that happens. on occasion.

one such occasion happened to me awhile back. becky and i met this guy (she met him before me) and she was like he is soooo good looking and i was like whatever he is probably just some above average cute guy (sorry becky its not that i dont trust you i just had no idea how good looking he could be) and then she showed me his linkup page and i totally perved on it. again and again. and i was like he is sooo good looking. and then we went to a party with him once and i just kept thinking he is soooo good looking. anyway, most of my thoughts about him consist of sooooo and good looking.

you can imagine my excitement when my friend got set up with him. they went out and had fun but alas. no making out. sigh. but then my friend remembered he offered to fix her sink. so she called him and he said sure i will come over on saturday and fix your appliances. (he really is a nice guy but looks are his strong point). anyway he came over and took off his shirt and fixed her sink. after he was done she made him dinner and they started talking, and he said we should finish this conversation up on the couch. and she said how about my hammock? and he said even better. (for the record my friend never even thought that was for sure a cuddle like the rest of us would think, she is really just that naive. but then he laid down on it long ways and of course there was nothing for her to do but lay down right next to him, and close for balancing purposes) where was i? oh yeah so of course they start to cuddle. and then they start to kiss. and he is a good kisser (i have another friend who kissed him on a bear skin rug. and swore up and down he was the best kisser she had ever kissed). so my friend is making out with this really good looking guy on her hammock who happens to be a great kisser. it has all the makings of the best make out ever.....

and then her mom walked in on them. its horrifying i know. my friend said she was half on top of him and going at it like champs. she forgot her mom was coming over for dinner. who wouldnt in that situation? i hope her mom wasnt too startled to notice how good looking that guy was. anyway my friend untangled herself and introduced him....as the guy who just fixed her sink.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

i like this blog so much that sometimes i'm scared to comment on it because i think it will change once it's been observed. like wildlife.

ck said...

i'm impressed that your friend was still able to pull out something as smooth and make-outty as the hammock option even though she had no idea it was a make-outty suggestion...that's skill

natali said...

can something be skill if you have no idea what the hell you are doing? i have thought about it. i think it can be. i mean she told some other boy she wanted to make out with that she wanted to go hottubbing which is clearly code for i would like to see you half naked and kiss. she had no idea. she was cold and sore. but of course he kissed her. all night long.

Colls said...

someone clearly needs to establish a "modern, serious dating is dead" code manual. i would be intrigued to find out all the code things i am doing, and seek out those i need to do. if i lay in the hammock with my grandpa, what am i really saying?

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OldEnough said...

did anyone else go to his blog and it had snakes on it? and the icon was a swastika in my browser tabs?

Anonymous said...

this is actually a letter for the above blog that i couldn't seem to figure out how to comment on. ummmm, i thought you took comfort in patterns? i mean, isn't that what quilting is? regardless, repetition is an eternal principle. repetition is an eternal principle.

natali said...

dont worry colls codes for interest and kissing and dating etc do not apply in the family setting. your grandpa will not think you want to make out with him if you tell him you want to watch a movie late at night. however, he goes to bed early so he might be mad you woke him up. like i am. me and gramps have lots in common.

becky said...

i can't believe she made out with him. i'm very envious. very envious indeed. i mean, i think you can imagine how good he looks with his shirt off. but i don't need to imagine. i've seen it.

natali said...
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natali said...

ha i have been itching to tell you this story for days. but i thought you would like it best in blog form. come home. love natali.