Wednesday, January 31, 2007

booty texts

i dont think i have been booty called since texting became popular. i sort of miss the drunken calls at 3 in the morning and the less drunken ones at midnight. now i just get booty texts. like last night. when you are getting booty texted i cannot emphasize enough the importance of caller id. i got a new phone so when i got a text that said "hey are you still hanging out with that boy why havent i seen you" and it looks like katey's number i say "yeah i am and we need to play" and then i get a response that says "i am just waiting for my chance to ask you out" and i think...if katey was gay am i her type...i doubt it. and then you have to make the decision to call and try and do a voice ID or just admit you dont know who in the hell they are. call me old fashioned but i kind of miss when boys made the effort and called you if they wanted a non committal makeout. sigh.

4 comments:

ck said...

here's what i do in said situation - call another guy friend of yours and have him call the unknown number. at that point, your friend should act gay, totally hitting on callee. if callee responds positively, it becomes a process of elimination and you can at least cross all of your bi friends off the list of booty texter possibilities

becky said...

i got booty emailed. wait, that story is going to be my next post. please stay tuned...

Colls said...

i miss the days of bootie bottles. sending bootie calls in a bottle. classic. i bootied nat last night. wait is that ok?

zephyrprime said...

The more effort boys put in, the less likely a girl will be a acquiesce so naturally calling has gone the way of the dinosaur.