Friday, March 23, 2007

oh brothers

they are after me. two young brothers. who would blame them of course. apparently i am highly attractive to the prebubescent arena. in the course of a week, brother number 1 confessed his love to me over a series of emails. he used poetry, imagery, and bribery to intice me. did i mention he just received his mission call? precious isn't it? in that same week, brother number 2 asked me out on a date. i am reading your mind right now. you are wondering if i wear make up, will i look too old? good question. and on this said date, should we take my car? teenage drivers are so temperamental and unpredictable. in other news, if you have ideas for killer missionary care packages, send them my way.

13 comments:

becky said...

oh i sent an excellent christmas package to a missionary once.

how old is brother number 2? i say age be dammed. go out with him.

Colls said...

yeah i am being over dramatic. brother number 1 is 22, not your usual premie age. bro number 2 is 23. i am actually excited. you know what they say about younger men.

becky said...

are you kidding? that's all i date. both brothers? this is exciting/could get messy! (call me after you've dated one and you're on to the next--i'll have advice)

natali said...

yeah i specialize in roommates not brothers. becky is your girl here.

punk rock girl said...

mission smission. you kids should just marry him. i had that impersonal revelation for him.

sugarcube said...

What the f___ is the difference between Natali and punk rock girl?

becky said...

it is soley to psych you out

punk rock girl said...

well it came to my attention that my friend's parents read my comments on her blog and then follow the link to my blog which is full of swears and other frowned upon content. so i sometimes sign in as natali so i dont have to start censoring. and to psyche out lee.

sugarcube said...

f___

Colls said...

Becky, well the score is 1 to 1. Bro number 2 spent more money on me. But Bro number 1 touched my hair ever so softly and bought me cider. Well he didn't touch my hair, but he could have. Now what do I do?

becky said...

wow you're dating both brothers at the same time...this is unprecedented. even though i can't spell it, it is!

okay, so he didn't play with your hair, but that's a good thing right? didn't we learn that playing with your hair actually means something else?

i don't care if brother number 2 spent more money on you. WHAT he spent money on is more important? apple cider is winning my vote so far. keep me posted...

punk rock girl said...

both brothers at the same time is a rare feat. plus they live together. its nigh impossible. kudos for colls for pulling it off.

Colls said...

In summary, thank you for all of the wonderful advice. all i ever wanted to know i learned from this blog.