Friday, March 23, 2007
oh brothers
they are after me. two young brothers. who would blame them of course. apparently i am highly attractive to the prebubescent arena. in the course of a week, brother number 1 confessed his love to me over a series of emails. he used poetry, imagery, and bribery to intice me. did i mention he just received his mission call? precious isn't it? in that same week, brother number 2 asked me out on a date. i am reading your mind right now. you are wondering if i wear make up, will i look too old? good question. and on this said date, should we take my car? teenage drivers are so temperamental and unpredictable. in other news, if you have ideas for killer missionary care packages, send them my way.
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oh i sent an excellent christmas package to a missionary once.
how old is brother number 2? i say age be dammed. go out with him.
yeah i am being over dramatic. brother number 1 is 22, not your usual premie age. bro number 2 is 23. i am actually excited. you know what they say about younger men.
are you kidding? that's all i date. both brothers? this is exciting/could get messy! (call me after you've dated one and you're on to the next--i'll have advice)
yeah i specialize in roommates not brothers. becky is your girl here.
mission smission. you kids should just marry him. i had that impersonal revelation for him.
What the f___ is the difference between Natali and punk rock girl?
it is soley to psych you out
well it came to my attention that my friend's parents read my comments on her blog and then follow the link to my blog which is full of swears and other frowned upon content. so i sometimes sign in as natali so i dont have to start censoring. and to psyche out lee.
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Becky, well the score is 1 to 1. Bro number 2 spent more money on me. But Bro number 1 touched my hair ever so softly and bought me cider. Well he didn't touch my hair, but he could have. Now what do I do?
wow you're dating both brothers at the same time...this is unprecedented. even though i can't spell it, it is!
okay, so he didn't play with your hair, but that's a good thing right? didn't we learn that playing with your hair actually means something else?
i don't care if brother number 2 spent more money on you. WHAT he spent money on is more important? apple cider is winning my vote so far. keep me posted...
both brothers at the same time is a rare feat. plus they live together. its nigh impossible. kudos for colls for pulling it off.
In summary, thank you for all of the wonderful advice. all i ever wanted to know i learned from this blog.
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