Monday, May 21, 2007
addendum to baseball theory
so i realized that my theory in my last post and my following arguments were unclear but at the time was too lazy to do anything about it. i will now clarify. the reason why women should have three guys on base is to somehow make them feel that there are at least three guys out there who would want to date them for who they are. it gives them the confidence that they are worth dating as a person even with all the strange and unrealistic views women in the church have forced upon them. men on the other hand should actually try to get to know the person they are dating instead of looking to see if another women fits into their what a mormon girl should look like criteria better. its an attempt to somehow normalize dating in a small, religious community. the idea is that people will start dating people and not ideas. that is the connection. i hope that helps.
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Natali,
Why are you attracted to such pussies? And I mean that in the most macho, egocentric sense of the word.
jefe i die a little inside when that word is said. but i still love you dont worry.
its not about my attraction or who i am attracted to. i really am just trying to comment on what i see as a problem in mormon dating culture.
Don't listen to me, I had a little too much caffine today.
Besides I am a little combative today, but you're a lawyer which means 1- you're smarter than me. 2- you could kick my ass in any topical debate.
Besides my tactics for making you fall in love with me aren't working as well as I thought.
i think its fair to say i have had too little caffeine today. thanks for coming last night!
thanks for inviting me, I had fun, sorry I had to run, I had a visitor at my parents house.
Don't forget we are going to be snapping sabbath day rules left and right!
first of all jefe, thanks for showing up to church yesterday. i only went to pass you notes.
secondly, no one ever said it's only the men with the dating issues. girls tend to hyper-focus and guys tend to not focus. in general. but if you are a hyper-focuser, maybe you should have three girls on base at all times.
and natali, quit being such a pussy about the word pussy
dying. inside.
Becky - you have to come every week, not just one week. Can I help it if my sister was in town and we went to church with my mom as a family? Then we can all have the break the sabbath competitions.
Natali, I won't mention that word again.
jefe you are the best. it will be such a joy for me every sunday between the hours of 9:35-12. lets face it you kids show up kinda late.
eventually we will be out of church friends too, but first I have to convince you I am not a molestor or rapist.
natter poo pants, thanks for the clarification on your baseball theory. you treat your blog like one of your own children.
love, colls
but sometimes i want to kill my blog. parents have such conflicting emotions...
jefe raped me
was he a good kisser?
jefe, why is your blog private and why am i not an invited reader?
I was going to revamp it and give it a new direction, you know kind of like the Jazz franchise a few years back, but I've had some requests so I opened it up again, you guys are going to have deal with the e-construction as I go.
Trust me when you see what I am going to do, it will change your life. Much like the night I raped Nathanial.
hallelujah
do rapists kiss? i didn't think so, unless we are talking about kiss raping, or kissing someone without them wanting it.... and heaven knows i've probably been guilty of that once or twice in my life....
jefe why did you tell me you were giving the blog a "rad unveiling" so that when i could finally see it again i would see that absolutely nothing about it had changed? i was so disappointed. and also, why am i talking about your blog on this blog?
Back to baseball:
Nat's blessed baseball theory saved my little heart. Granted it took months and months of Natty's promptings to get me to find bases, but in the end it worked. Natty, my happiness is all because of you
i knew that one of these days one of my theories would be responsible for someones happiness.
White guys...
heba you made white boys everywhere sad. but mostly its because you are off the market and they no longer have a chance.
I had 3 guys. After I dropped the two that were even too pervy for my taste, the only one left was one with whom I get along swimmingly, but doesn't seem to like girls.
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