Tuesday, May 08, 2007

date me?

i got this in the mail today. yes thats right its an invitation for my ten year high school reunion. i am not for one minute going to pretend i am ok going not being married. anyway, its cool though. as long as i have a date. so i was wondering if anyone thought going to my ten year reunion would be fun. maybe fun is the wrong word. substitute the word bearable for fun. the perks are you get to go to springville high school and i can show you around. except for the boys locker room. mr. bird made it very clear i am not allowed in there. sooooo anyone in? we can pretend we are engaged. (kidding) (am i?).

54 comments:

becky said...

the real question is why are you going?

punk rock girl said...

i have been avoiding anyone i went to high school with for ten years. i am so curious about what is going on with them.

becky said...

i'm in. can we hold hands and grope each other? not only are you in a relationship...you're in a relationship with ME! LOVERRRRRR

punk rock girl said...

hmmm maybe. i am going to check with the 21 year old first...

ck said...

i volunteer the sock puppet

natali said...

i am thinking of calling an ex boyfriend. it shouldnt be too hard to find one they are really the only boys that call me. yesterday i had three phone calls in a row from boys i had dated. hmm what can it all mean.

brian said...

you and becky should go together and pretend you're engaged and waiting for the state (and church) to change their stands on homosexual marriage

ck said...

somehow throw a pending abortion into the mix too

natali said...

its bad enough that i am an attorney.oh my secret shame.anyway my point is i dont really want to be gay at my high school reunion. its awkward enough that i have a career.

natali said...

what now i am pregnant? and i am aborting? why didnt why wasnt i using birth control? how irresponsible. of me.

becky said...

my thoughts exactly brian. why go to a 10 yr reunion if it isn't to cause a small-town scandal?

natali said...

well i know in high school i always liked attention drawn to me so it makes sense that i would like it now...wait. i have that backwards. becky you are out. the 21 year old is in. please be 22 by then...

Jefe said...

Did someone volunteer me? You know me Nat, I will be more than happy to go Springville Highs 10 year Reunion. We could make out (savagly) at the dinner table. That ought to leave an impression.

Just let me know so I can get some sit ups in before hand.

natali said...

sweet. we dont need to make out really. well we can after if we want. and why wouldnt we?

Jefe said...

I can't think of a reason.

becky said...

get a room! my idea was way better, but whatev

natali said...

becky this isnt the time to be jealous. you know how i feel about you. or how my subconscious feels anyway.

jefe i guess we could get a room at my moms house. conveniently located less than a mile from the high school.

Jefe said...

If she won't mind that would be like reliving my high school days. Can I hide under the bed for 4 hour while your parents are home wondering why the guy who came in never left...

High School was a blast.

Becky, don't get jealous, jealousy is weaker than love.

ck said...

you and i can hang out that night becky. we can even crash the party in a jealous rage (meaning the reunion party and/or the makeout session afterward...i'm game for both)

natali said...

ck dont tease me into thinking you are coming to utah.

Jefe said...

It's like a feeding frenzy for affection!

ck said...

i'd totally come to utah for your high school reunion. and also to go to the kind sandwich deli in the crossroads mall (but isn't that torn down now?). but when? and how? it's all the way over the mountain.

did you know i'm going to dc tonight and staying with heba?? don't worry - it doesn't mean i love her more...although she would probably invite me to be her date at her reunion...

natali said...

i am jealous you get to stay with heba. but i think she will probably take her boyfriend to her high school reunion. i think everyone should just go to MY highschool reunion.that would be the most fun. for me.

becky said...

yeah instead of bringing your "boyfriend", you could just bring your posse. ooooo or even better, tell everyone it's your entourage.

natali said...

i like that even more. that sounds perfect. going to a high school reunion to talk to people i talk to everyday....

Jefe said...

We should each have responsibilities. For instance

Becky - Manager
Jefe - Muscle (I can do it!)
CK - Publicist.

becky said...

exactly. and we'll make people feel stupid when they admit they didn't know about natali's fame and subsequent need for an entourage. we'll tell them she's in an HBO show that "everyone" knows about. duh... "oh big effing deal, you have a husband and 6 kids...i have an HBO show bitches!"

ck said...

can i also be natty's hair and makeup manager? or do you think her hbo crew will want to be involved with that?

becky said...

we ARE her HBO crew as far as anyone is concerned.

Jefe said...

Scenario,

Natali doesn't talk, everyone does the talking for her, and at the end of every sentences someone adds the word "bitches", someone different then who was originally responding or remarking.

ck said...

whoa! i was so caught up with who natali was going to choose for the ball that i didn't even realize that the invitation is for an "adult dinner."

jefe - i think that means you guys don't need to go back to the morris household afterward. sounds like making out will be welcome there. i don't want to know what the goodie bags will include

Jefe said...

Wow, who woulda' thought this would have turned into an online dating service, guess who's going to be too nervous to look at Natali on Sunday.




Probably Lee, because I'm a creep.

Anonymous said...

i kind of want to see just how awkward that day will be. family games? who is this mr. bake? no, for real... honoring faculty? ummm, i might want to go.

natali said...

i am not going to the family portion. i want no part of those family games. mr. bake was my english teacher in the 10th grade. he likes to play james taylor songs on his guitar. i plan on skipping out on the honoring faculty portion. and it should be pretty awkward. who wouldnt want in on that night.

natali said...

jefe:

i might not be going to your ward on the sabbath. but i bet i will blush when i see you next. oh what fun.

love natali

becky said...

this is turning into a thread. a comments record for shiz

Jefe said...

Please don't stop going to church on my account. I know it's mothers day, but Lee and I are singing in the choir this weekend, it's going to be really, uhm, how did they put it on the OC? Oh yeah "fruity".


Do you realize the significance of me openly admiting that I have watched the OC and am referencing it?

Becky, It has indeed been hijacked!

Jefe said...

...one more thing, I will try not to be nude next time you see me so that should decrease the possibility of either one of us blushing, all over.

natali said...

dont be ashamed. OC season one is my standard for a good television show.

are you really singing in the choir? if so i am going to make a point of being there.

i will do my best to keep all my clothes on.

Colls said...

i have just spent about 15 minutes reading this. it's getting good. natali this is like the bachelorette. who will you give the rose to? who gets to go to your reunion? the vote has been too ambiguous for a late comer such as myself to decipher. you tease, you write in jest, yet what are your true feelings? don't you want to take my neighbor mr. kelsch?

Jefe said...

and all the Sistuhs get treats. You gals should be there!

becky said...

the OC is a great show. no need to be ashamed (i can't vouch for anything after season 2)

natali said...

what kind of treats? i like how i get a treat for mothers day and have not even made an attempt at reproduction.

Jefe said...

chocolate bars and flowers I think...An archaic gesture of love (and sympathy(?))by the dudes who in the EQ, why do you think they're all single still...(Wait I have to include myself in that genralization, crap!.)

becky said...

hmmm what KIND of chocolate bars?

Jefe said...

One's that cost under a buck. But you get to see Lee and I sing in the EQ choir. It's gonna be hot...SO HOT!

Jefe said...

My grammer and spelling SUCKS these days!

ck said...

jefe - when you wrote "sistuhs," i for some reason read "shitzu" (don't judge me) and i got really jealous that that's what the girls in your ward are fondly (no doubt) referred to. (don't judge me again)

Jefe said...

Well now that the MSDD crew is in the ward, we refer to the sisters as...

Superfoxy X 1,000,000.

If you catch my drift.

natali said...

jefe:

i will be coming to sacrament to hear you sing. i will wear something motherly.

xoxo,

nat

Jefe said...

Nat,

I think the last time I was this excited it involved a trip to California, $2000 and a girl named Heidi...But that is the past.

becky said...

heidi's got nothin on the MSDD gals. pshh

punk rock girl said...

she might though. lets give heidi a chance.

Jefe said...

Just so you know, I no longer have $2000 grand spending cash, I now don't like SoCal that much and Heidi has long since married, to a car salesman.

But even if she wasn't your right, she wouldn't hold a candle to you girls...And even if she did who really uses candles to light the way these days, remember we have flash lights now.